You’ve got your freshmen,
unfriendly black hotties,
girls who eat their feelings,
girls who don’t eat anything,
sexually active band geeks,
the greatest people you will ever meet….
and the worst.
Ziio: Haytham, Do you really need to polish your gun now?
Haytham: Would you rather see me polish my other “gun”?
Edward: THERE YOU ARE, BOYO. Connor here just told me a joke!
Edward: What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
Haytham: Father, I already know this joke.
Edward: ANSWER THE BLOODY QUESTION.
Haytham: “R” THE LETTER “R”.
Connor: Technically that’s incorrect, father.
Connor: A Pirate can never abandon his love for…
Connor: The “C”
Ziio: HAYTHAM, NO!
Edward: My rum…